Thursday, December 14, 2006

My Future Seat of Power

A few weeks ago we met Aunt Lola and family outside of D.C. where OTB had a show. Saturday afternoon we went into D.C.

This was my first time on a subway...I slept.

It was pretty cold walking around so I had to dress warm...and because I looked homeless we got some spare change from nice strangers.

Daddy says that I am going to live here one day. Viva La Revolution.

We were there for Eden's 3rd birthday. We had a party for her. Ethan and I played with a balloon. We wore these neat hats so the government couldn't read our thoughts.

After Eden's party, we had lunch at her favorite restaurant...McDonald's. D.C. was fun and I got the chance to pass along some of my trade ideas to some NAFTA reps which was great. Until next time...and remember two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do.

Sunday, December 03, 2006

I can suck on my toes...What can you do?

We are now in our new house. It has been a lot of work, but we love having our own place. Nana and Pop came to visit and helped us get everything moved. I loved having them come see me.

I had my first Halloween. No surprise that Mom made me be a pumpkin.
(She has some sort of weird obsession with all things pumpkin for those who haven't been around her between August and May.)

Grandma and Grandpa Ragland and Uncle Timothy came to visit for Thanksgiving. We had a lot of fun, and they all ate way too much that day---unlike me who eats a ton every day which is why I now weigh over 15 1/2 pounds(95th percentile).

We went to see Aunt Lola, Uncle Ryan, and my cousins Eden and Ethan when they were in Virginia for a show with One Time Blind. We had so much fun together!

I've learned to suck my thumb and speak in tongues...Unfortunately I haven't been able to find anyone to translate so I'm not allowed to do it in church. I'm now getting ready for my first Xmas which is unfortunately in Michigan which is Native American for land that God forgot.

Sunday, October 08, 2006

I knew you'd come back...


I apologize for the long delay in updating this. It has been crazy with Dad starting his new job, looking for a house, and learning a new city. Richmond seems to be a nice place, and I don't know if we will be leaving anytime soon now that Dad found a Taco Bell that sells Chili Cheese Burritos. Hopefully once we move into our house things will quiet down some. It is rough when at less than two months old, I am about to live in my third place.

I have been keeping busy over the last 6 weeks with a numberof different projects. Just your average stuff like holding my head up, grasping things, and creating a prepetual motion machine. The days do get long so I have come up with some great games to play like seeing how many diapers I can get Mom and Dad to put on me in a 20 min time span, seeing how long I can keep Dad from eating his food while it's hot, and the most early can I get my parents up each morning.

Good news, I may have finally found an occupation.

Would you like sprinkles with that?

Here are some pics of me hanging out around the house and getting ready for football games. It gets old being somebody's dress up doll, but at least I look good doing it. I will try to do better keeping things updated. Good night and Good Luck

Prince Logan

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Ok, What the Heck Was That...

You will never believe what happened to me on Monday the 21st. It's like 7:00 a.m. and I was resting after a long night of marathon training when my world changed. All the sudden the walls were closing in and I was feeling more and more claustrophobic. Over the next 10 hours it got worse as I was squeezed like the last 3 drops in a toothpaste tube. It was like trying to put on a hat that was 8 sizes too small. I don't know where I was trying to be sent, all I know is that there was no way I was going to go there. I kept waiting for the light at the end of the tunnel, but instead, at around 6:27, the wall opened and these hands came and pulled me out.

Suddenly I'm cold, and things are being pushed up my nose, mouth, and other places that I didn't even know I had. Luckily after a few minutes, I was wrapped up and finally warm again and was given to who I can only assume is the Supreme Master of the Universe or "Dad". He held me and as I basked in his greatness, I noticed this poor women laying on a table with her insides hanging out. Now I know I'm a baby, but finding out that you were living inside someone's stomach is a little creepy. After they sewed her up she picked me up and I decided maybe she wasn't so bad. Later on I realized not only is she really nice but she tastes great and is less filling. So anyway the move is over although I don't plan on moving like that again. Next time I'll just rent a U-Haul like everyone else. Many of you have requested pictures of me and after seeing myself I understand why. Here is a couple to hold you over till my next post.

I'm going to sleep now but will hopefully be able to address more important issues in my next post such as how China's pegging of their currency to the dollar ensures a trade deficit for America, and right breast left breast-is there a difference? Goodnight and good luck.

Logan Myles Ragland the Great

Monday, July 24, 2006

No Longer a Zygote...

Hello Family, Friends, and Other (if you aren't sure if you are an other, you are). Yes that's me in the picture, yes I'm cute, and yes feel free to tell me when you see me. Please don't say that I'm so cute you would like to eat me up-don't know why attractive children are seen as a potential food source for older women.

As I'm sure you are all aware, I am a fetus currently residing in Uterusburg, but plan on moving around the 18th of August. While my current location has been serviceable for the past few months, I'm feeling too constrained and need to stretch my legs. I wanted to start this website by just letting you know a little bit about me so that when I meet all of you, I won't have to waste time with silly small talk. So anyway, here it is-me in a momshell.

Not working right now, just trying to focus on personal development and becoming the best fetus I can be.

Repelling down mom with my umbilical cord, playing jump rope, kicking mom in the ribs, and soon..spelunking

Amniotic Fluid, My Thumb, Titans Football, and long walks on the placenta

Loud noises, Bright lights, when Dad plays Tsunami with Mom's stomach, and Nana

Hope you have enjoyed getting to know me as much as I have. Talk to you later.

Baby out