Hello Family, Friends, and Other (if you aren't sure if you are an other, you are). Yes that's me in the picture, yes I'm cute, and yes feel free to tell me when you see me. Please don't say that I'm so cute you would like to eat me up-don't know why attractive children are seen as a potential food source for older women.
As I'm sure you are all aware, I am a fetus currently residing in Uterusburg, but plan on moving around the 18th of August. While my current location has been serviceable for the past few months, I'm feeling too constrained and need to stretch my legs. I wanted to start this website by just letting you know a little bit about me so that when I meet all of you, I won't have to waste time with silly small talk. So anyway, here it is-me in a momshell.
Work...
Not working right now, just trying to focus on personal development and becoming the best fetus I can be.
Hobbies...
Repelling down mom with my umbilical cord, playing jump rope, kicking mom in the ribs, and soon..spelunking
Likes...
Amniotic Fluid, My Thumb, Titans Football, and long walks on the placenta
Dislikes...
Loud noises, Bright lights, when Dad plays Tsunami with Mom's stomach, and Nana
Hope you have enjoyed getting to know me as much as I have. Talk to you later.
Baby out
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