Hello Family, Friends, and Other (if you aren't sure if you are an other, you are). Yes that's me in the picture, yes I'm cute, and yes feel free to tell me when you see me. Please don't say that I'm so cute you would like to eat me up-don't know why attractive children are seen as a potential food source for older women.
As I'm sure you are all aware, I am a fetus currently residing in Uterusburg, but plan on moving around the 18th of August. While my current location has been serviceable for the past few months, I'm feeling too constrained and need to stretch my legs. I wanted to start this website by just letting you know a little bit about me so that when I meet all of you, I won't have to waste time with silly small talk. So anyway, here it is-me in a momshell.
Work...
Not working right now, just trying to focus on personal development and becoming the best fetus I can be.
Hobbies...
Repelling down mom with my umbilical cord, playing jump rope, kicking mom in the ribs, and soon..spelunking
Likes...
Amniotic Fluid, My Thumb, Titans Football, and long walks on the placenta
Dislikes...
Loud noises, Bright lights, when Dad plays Tsunami with Mom's stomach, and Nana
Hope you have enjoyed getting to know me as much as I have. Talk to you later.
Baby out
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10 comments:
hi baby. you have funny folks. you are very sweet with your squishy cheeks. i hope you come home from the waterpark in uterusberg soon! i love you so much.
aunt lola
What do you mean when you say "when dad plays Tsunami"? Is that in reference to how you got where you are in the first place?
BTW...I like your site. Are you planning on moving to Knoxville or some other location...just curious?
Hey! Babee! Why you not come out? You been there 6048 hours! Why you not come out? We need dishwashee! You do dishwashee! You earn dallahs for me! No for momee, no for dadee! You rlespect you eldahs! You give dallahs to me! Chop, Chop!!
Hello, little one. Have your parents told you your name yet? Are you sure you want to face the world and have your dad as your primary male role model? Scary thought! Can't wait until you make me a grandma! Don't worry about having to wash dishes. Your daddy doesn't mean it. Just be sure the reason you give is not,"I'm in plays!"
Love, Grandma
Hey there little guy!
I love your picture, and I am soooo excited to be able to see you in person real soon!
I can't wait to hold you and tell you how much you are loved. You'll be in good hands growing up with your mommy and daddy to love and care for you. You have a wonderful mommy who makes taking care of little ones look so easy.....it's not....but, she's pretty good at it, and she's going to be great with you. And your daddy....hmmm....well let's just say that in spite of what your impression and fears might be from inside the walls of Uterusburg, he really is a fairly nice guy....he just gets lost in his imagination and sometimes has trouble finding his way back. But, please don't hold that against him; he really is going to be a great dad. You can come to Nana and Pop's anytime you need a reprieve or you just want to visit.
Love,
NANA
Hi there young man.....if you are no longer a Zygote, you must now be a neo-natal nomad,,,,,I know that you are on a journey down the path of the birth canal and won't stop until you get to the light at the end of the tunnel....so "hurry up and get here"!!
Make sure you get one last push, kick, roll and stretch in before you make your grand appearance. It won't be long now, and you have to "get-r-done" before your mommy kicks-you-out!!!
Looking forward to seeing you really soon.....
Love and hugs and kisses....
Pop
so - i'm still waiting, buddy! where are you? when can i come visit? prepare yourself to be mauled by your cousin. she loves to run around and i know she'll want to hold you! i love you so much! i hope your parents name you after me. ha ha.
auntie lola
Hey little man, I hear we should be expecting your arrival today. Is that correct?
May God guide you safely to the light of this world and may you and your mother both be held safely in His hands.
I'll see you soon!!
Praise God for your successful delivery! I can't wait to meet you and see your parents again.
I'll see you soon, I'm sure.
Logan, you are too cute!!
Tell mommy and daddy to keep the pictures coming...they bring smiles to our faces and help us cuddle you in our hearts!
Love,
NANA
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